![]() This is the man who led the NFL in sacks and would go on to be Super Bowl MVP. At this point, we’ve already seen the “ass” whistle censorship with Otis Wilson, so we don’t even have that as a standout from this verse. We love to play for the world’s best fans,īonnie: This one’s not terrible per se, but it’s just sort of generally unremarkable. Shane: And a third grade dropout when it comes to dancing, as we’ll soon see. ![]() Also, what is he doing with his hands?īonnie: Look at Steve Fuller, swooping in and hijacking the Fridge’s high-five! Second-string quarterback, but a starter when it comes to slapping palms. Also, he never says that he’s not here looking for trouble at the end of his verse like a lot of the other guys! How am I supposed to know he doesn’t want trouble if he doesn’t explicitly state it, Bonnie?! Is Richardson a threat!?īonnie: He does warn us-with the weirdest inflection ever-that “I DON’T mess around,” though. Sub-par dance moves, lame lyrics, and very little enthusiasm. They don’t sneak by me ‘cause I’m no fool. Take a moment to rewatch it in all its glory here (note: I did this 13 times at work over the course of two days without telling anyone it was for this article, and none of my coworkers once questioned why-I’m not sure if this says more about them or me), and then join us as we rank each player’s verse. The ‘85 Bears recorded a novelty rap about how they were going to the Super Bowl-before, I might add, they even knew that they’d be going to the Super Bowl-it sold over a half a million copies, and they were nominated for a Grammy for Best Rhythm and Blues Performance By A Duo or Group and lost to Prince and the Revolution’s “Kiss.” To recap: THIS THING WAS NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY. ![]() I have no horse in this year’s race, and so instead, I forced Shane Ryan to revisit the greatest Bears team in history with me and muse about their legendary contribution to the sports-rap canon, “The Super Bowl Shuffle.” ![]() Super Bowl Sunday is nearly upon us, and if you’re a dejected Bears fan like me, you’ll no doubt spend the day watching commercials and crying into your snack tray over what might have been. ![]()
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